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Matt Sanders aka M. Shadows
[] You work out…a lot.
[] You have an obsession with Guns N’ Roses.
[] Your arms tend to bulge out of your t-shirts.
[] You tend to bulge in other…areas.
[] You are often seen in a trucker hat.
[] You love sushi.
[] You have a slight anger problem.
[] You have or have wanted to purchase grillz.
[] You’re really just a big teddy bear.
Total: 0
Jimmy Sullivan aka The Rev
[x] You’re a little crazy.
[] You’re really tall.
[x] People often compliment your eyes.
[] You are or were once heavily addicted to drugs.
[] You’d rather get a name tattooed on your finger rather than an engagement ring.
[] You’ve lived in a laundromat/car/empty store/all three.
[] You’ve woken up naked and not known where you were. (no shame)
[] You’ve been to jail more than seven times.
[] You have numerous musical talents.
Total: 2
Brian Haner Jr. aka Synyster Gates
[x] You spend more time on your hair than anything else.
[x] You smoke/drink a lot.
[] You have painted your nails sparkly black.
[] People often accuse you of being gay.
[x] You’re close with your father.
[] You’re the hotter sibling.
[] You and your best friend get into trouble a lot.
[] People tend to compliment your bone structure. (“Nice knees..
”Hm, thanks”)
[] You’re too pretty to be on this planet.
[x] Your favourite colour is purple.
Total:4
Zack Baker aka Zacky Vengeance
[] You tend to dye your hair a lot.
[] YOU LOVE TWINKIES!
[x] You’re a little on the chubby side.
[x] You love to meet new people.
[] Bow ties are your best friends.
[] You love baseball.
[] You’re quite the snazzy dresser.
[] You don’t like sunlight.
[x] You’re left-handed.
[] You tend to wear pants that are a little too tight.
Total:3
Johnny Seward aka Johnny Christ
[] You’re slightly creepy sometimes.
[] You’re often referred to as a gnome because of your height.
[] You’re the shortest and the youngest of all your friends.
[x] You sleep a lot.
[] You drink a lot.
[] You have/had an amazing mohawk.
[] You get bullied by your friends a lot.
[] You like to make a lot of stupid jokes.
[x] You’re the nicest and give the best hugs of all your friends.
Total: 2
any one who says there is no such thing as perfection has clearly never gotten lost in your eyes
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